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Fresh indie broadband provider incoming as Google's fiber biz and Stonepeak’s Astound merge

2026-03-12 13:22:57                theregister.com

Alphabet to remain 'significant minority shareholder' Alphabet is spinning out its US Google Fiber business and combining it with Astound Broadband as part of a joint venture with private equity investor Stonepeak.…

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Campaigners claim NHS Palantir system could be accessed by police and immigration

2026-03-12 13:14:24                theregister.com

US spy-tech biz and platform provider retorts that this would be against the current law and a breach of its contract Medical and legal rights campaigners are warning that the Palantir data platform, designed to be at the heart of England's health system, risks enabling UK immigration and policing departments to access confidential patient information.…

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Lloyds Banking Group apps play mix-and-match with customer transactions

2026-03-12 13:03:30                theregister.com

Some account holders see names, salaries, and child benefit payments… just not their own Updated  Customers of three major UK banks woke on Thursday to find incorrect transactions appearing in their apps, a problem later attributed to a technical glitch.…

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Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator

2026-03-12 11:32:13                theregister.com

All aboard the elevator where only Microsoft knows where you're going Bork!Bork!Bork!  Smart mirrors are all the rage. However, rather than a list of headlines and tasks to do today, an unhappy Windows installation can make a smart mirror seem very dumb indeed.…

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Britain turns up the heat on homegrown ceramics for hypersonic missiles

2026-03-12 10:59:34                theregister.com

DSTL bets £350K the UK can cook up its own exotic materials Britain has taken the first steps towards producing its own ultrahigh temperature materials, regarded as vital for applications including hypersonic vehicles, space, and advanced propulsion systems.…

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Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11

2026-03-12 10:45:54                theregister.com

Out of the Copilot and into the fire Organizations that rely on consumer-grade PCs or allow staff to bring their own devices to work have something new to worry about: a virtual Xbox lurking inside Windows 11.…

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So much for power to the people – AI datacenters could jump UK grid queue

2026-03-12 10:15:15                theregister.com

Plan to fast-track bit barn connections leaves housing developers fuming and billpayers on the hook The British government is consulting on reforms to prioritize "strategically important" grid connections – including datacenters – amid reports of delays stretching more than a decade on some projects.…

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Whitehall seeks lone C++ coder to keep airport passenger model flying

2026-03-12 09:30:08                theregister.com

Government offers £100K to support software forecasting how travelers choose departure hubs The UK's Department for Transport is offering up to £100,000 over three years for access to a C++ programmer who can keep a module of its airport usage model up in the air.…

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Meta reveals four Broadcom-built custom AI chips, claims some outperform commercial silicon

2026-03-12 05:27:54                theregister.com

Deploying them by the gigawatt but still can’t flag obvious AI slop Social networking giant Meta has revealed details of four previously unknown custom chips powering its AI services.…

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China’s CERT warns OpenClaw can inflict nasty wounds

2026-03-12 03:06:19                theregister.com

Like deleting data, exposing keys, and loading malicious content - which may be why Beijing has reportedly banned it China’s National Computer Network Emergency Response Technical Team has warned locals that the OpenClaw agentic AI tool poses significant security risks.…

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Atlassian to shed ten percent of staff, because AI

2026-03-12 00:00:17                theregister.com

Company is ‘reshaping our skill mix’ amid long share price slide and SaaSpocalypse whispers Australian collaborationware company Atlassian has announced it will shed ten percent of staff – around 1,600 people.…

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Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban

2026-03-11 23:26:18                theregister.com

Court issues preliminary injunction but delays it to allow an appeal Perplexity's AI browser Comet has been banned from accessing Amazon's website after the e-commerce giant obtained a court-ordered preliminary injunction.…

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Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants

2026-03-11 22:18:44                theregister.com

State news published a list of nearly 30 sites that could be targeted Iran has reportedly designated Amazon, Google, IBM, Microsoft, Nvidia, Oracle, and Palantir facilities as legitimate targets of retaliatory strikes, according to an Al Jazeera report citing Iran’s state-affiliated Tasnim news agency.…

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Iran-linked cyber crew says they hit US med-tech firm

2026-03-11 20:40:12                theregister.com

Meanwhile, Verifone says 'no evidence' to support the digital intruders' claims A hacking crew with ties to Iran's intelligence agency claimed to be behind a global network outage at med-tech firm Stryker on Wednesday, and said the cyberattack was in response to the US-Israel airstrikes.…

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Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows

2026-03-11 19:41:56                theregister.com

I see you're trying to kill children. Would you like some help with that? You might expect a bot to have guardrails that prevent it from helping you plan a crime, but your expectations might be too high. According to a study, eight of ten major commercial chatbots will help you prepare to conduct a school shooting.…

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Meta, international cops use handcuffs and AI to stop scammers

2026-03-11 17:21:30                theregister.com

150k accounts nuked, 21 suspects arrested Not every scam starts with malware or a compromised account. Sometimes all it takes is a friend request or a link shared via chat.…

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Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh

2026-03-11 16:27:47                theregister.com

Let them eat cores Intel has a new strategy for shoring up its eroding market share: Offering PC buyers more cores per dollar than arch-rival AMD in a refresh of its Arrow Lake range.…

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NASA watchdog report pokes holes in Artemis lunar lander plans

2026-03-11 15:03:15                theregister.com

Inspector general flags Starship risks and gaps in testing The NASA Office of Inspector General has published a report on the agency's management of the lunar Human Landing System (HLS) contracts, highlighting the risks and arguments behind the scenes.…

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Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half

2026-03-11 15:00:19                theregister.com

Latest optical engine may not be CPO, but it's still better than pluggables Photonics startup Lightmatter says that its latest optical engine can cut the amount of fiber used by modern datacenters in half, and perhaps more importantly, it doesn't rely on co-packaging to do it.…

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DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

2026-03-11 14:37:45                theregister.com

Project claims legal clarity and zero legacy code, but offers binaries only DR-DOS is back, and there is already a test version you can download. But as of yet, it's not finished, not FOSS – and not based on the original code.…

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ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case

2026-03-11 14:06:01                theregister.com

Blue-on-blue internal investigation lands force £66k fine The UK's data protection watchdog has fined Police Scotland £66,000 ($88,000) for what it calls a "serious failure" in handling an alleged victim's sensitive data.…

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Fake job applications pack malware that kills endpoint detection before stealing data

2026-03-11 13:57:28                theregister.com

Russian-speaking attackers lure HR staff into downloading ISO files that disable defenses A Russian-speaking cyber criminal is targeting corporate HR teams with fake CVs that quietly install malware which can disable security tools before stealing data from infected machines.…

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Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

2026-03-11 13:38:04                theregister.com

This is not satire, but we wish it was The Ig Nobel Prize, which satirizes its more noble namesake, is moving its award ceremony to Europe following concerns about the safety of those attending the US event.…

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Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system

2026-03-11 13:01:20                theregister.com

Reference design to stitch more than a thousand accelerators into a single enormous server. Exclusive  If you thought Nvidia or AMD's 72-GPU rack systems were enormous, silicon Ayar Labs has something much bigger in the works.…

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Your datacenter's power architecture called. It's not happy

2026-03-11 12:43:12                theregister.com

AI factories demand 800 volts because physics doesn't care about your upgrade budget Feature  Hyperscale computing was built on a foundation of certainty. For years, 12V and 48V rack architectures – implemented at a steady 50–54 VDC (Volts of Direct Current) - ruled the datacenter floor, engineered to perfection for power densities of 10–15 kW per rack. These systems were finely tuned machines, optimized around the predictable, steady-state demands of general-purpose CPUs and storage servers. The infrastructure was stable. The math was settled.…

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Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you

2026-03-11 12:38:57                theregister.com

Google also enables auto-approval of AI agents while their documentation warns against it Microsoft's Visual Studio Code (VS Code) is moving to a weekly release cycle, as well as joining Google in encouraging agentic AI development without manual approval with a new Autopilot feature.…

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Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

2026-03-11 12:31:39                theregister.com

Officials suspend Basel-Stadt trial and launch probe A Swiss canton has suspended its pilot of electronic voting after failing to count 2,048 votes cast in national referendums held on March 8.…

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Dutch cops bust teen suspected of posing as bank staff to steal cards

2026-03-11 12:12:08                theregister.com

17-year-old allegedly withdrew large sums of cash from ATMs Dutch police have arrested a 17-year-old boy who detectives suspect was responsible for 16 bank card frauds across the Netherlands.…

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Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study

2026-03-11 12:08:05                theregister.com

Subscribers north of the border suffer the most long-running failures per £100 spent Broadband subscribers in Scotland suffer the most outages in the UK, according to Broadband Genie, with customers of BT typically experiencing the fewest.…

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Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not

2026-03-11 11:43:39                theregister.com

Microsoft insists rebootless updates are 'the quickest way to get secure' From the department of "what could possibly go wrong?" comes news that Windows Autopatch is enabling hotpatch security updates by default.…

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EU legal eagle says banks should refund cybercrime victims first, argue later

2026-03-11 11:29:21                theregister.com

Advocate General urges rethink of PSD2 to speed compensation after scams Analysis  One of the European Union's top legal advisors is trying to change how banks treat cybercrime victims – meaning they could enjoy greater financial protections sooner than expected.…

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Watchdog clears £142M Post Office subsidy for Horizon fallout and IR35 bill

2026-03-11 10:15:33                theregister.com

CMA advisers say extra support justified as remediation costs and tax liability mount The UK's competition regulator has given a conditional thumbs-up to a request for £141.8 million in subsidies to the Post Office – a publicly owned company – to cover its costs in compensation for the Horizon IT scandal in the coming year and a tax liability.…

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Whitehall can't cost digital ID until it decides how to build it

2026-03-11 10:04:36                theregister.com

Consultation launched, People's Panel planned, yet still no price tag attached The UK government has refused to estimate the cost of its digital identity system, saying this depends on what it decides after a consultation exercise launched yesterday.…

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AI has made the Command Line Interface more important and powerful than ever before

2026-03-11 07:28:13                theregister.com

Google knows asking agents to navigate GUIs designed for humans is ridiculous. Microsoft might not Opinion  The command line interface is making a comeback because graphical user interfaces are a poor fit for autonomous agents, which could spell trouble for a lot of software – and software makers.…

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Atlassian built a tool to migrate Jira users to the cloud and it made the move slower

2026-03-11 06:45:03                theregister.com

Fixed it amid user ire, swears new tool for bigger shifts is up to the job Atlassian has admitted that the tools it developed to move Jira users into the cloud were actually slower than older code that did the same job, and that its efforts to speed things up also had speed problems.…

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Oracle says AI coding tools are helping it dodge the SaaSpocalypse

2026-03-11 05:24:49                theregister.com

Big Red reckons paying for datacenters is easy when you have half a trillion dollars of cloud orders on the books Oracle says AI code generation tools have become so efficient, and it is so good at using them, that it will dodge the SaaSpocalypse and watch smaller rivals suffer.…

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Governments across Asia order work from home, thanks to Iran war

2026-03-11 02:08:30                theregister.com

Pakistan, Vietnam, Thailand, and the Philippines are all trying to conserve fuel The US government may be ordering staff back to the office, but governments across Asia have sent public sector workers back home to preserve fuel supplies due to supply chain disruptions caused by the war in Iran.…

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AIOps is so powerful, vendors are building tools to clean up after agents break your infrastructure

2026-03-10 23:31:29                theregister.com

Cohesity, ServiceNow and Datadog team on recoverability suite Three more vendors have decided that the world needs tools to roll back mistakes made by AI, after Cohesity teamed with ServiceNow and Datadog on a recoverability service that will hunt down all the files and data corrupted by bad AI actors and restore systems to a “trusted state.”…

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Critical Microsoft Excel bug weaponizes Copilot Agent for zero-click information disclosure attack

2026-03-10 20:35:16                theregister.com

Could steal sensitive personal and financial data After a whopper of a Patch Tuesday last month, with six Microsoft flaws exploited as zero-days, March didn't exactly roar in like a lion. Just two of the 83 Microsoft CVEs released on Tuesday are listed as publicly known, and none is under active exploitation, which we're sure is a welcome change to sysadmins.…

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Amazon insists AI coding isn't source of outages

2026-03-10 19:44:45                theregister.com

E-souk disputes report linking 'Gen-AI assisted changes' to recent high-impact incidents Amazon's weekly operations meeting today reportedly focused on recent service outages and on the role that code changes attributed to generative AI may have played. However, the company is downplaying the possibility of problems with AI.…

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AI nonsense finds new home as Meta acquires Moltbook

2026-03-10 19:21:14                theregister.com

Think it's hard to tell bot from human on Facebook now? The biggest generator of AI slop on the internet has a new home, as Meta has reportedly acquired Moltbook and hired the team behind the social network for AI agents.…

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Cybercrime isn't just a cover for Iran's government goons - it's a key part of their operations

2026-03-10 18:25:47                theregister.com

Ransomware, malware-as-a-service, infostealers benefit MOIS, too Iranian government-backed snoops are increasingly using cybercrime malware and ransomware infrastructure in their operations - not just hiding behind criminal masks as a cover for destructive cyber activity, according to security researchers.…

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AI datacenters may gulp a New York City's worth of water on hot days

2026-03-10 17:07:10                theregister.com

Study warns peak cooling demand could strain US water systems by 2030 Public water supplies in America will need billions invested to meet the peak requirements of datacenters during the hottest periods of the year, even if their overall annual consumption is relatively modest.…

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Crooks compromise WordPress sites to push infostealers via fake CAPTCHA prompts

2026-03-10 16:42:34                theregister.com

Rapid7 says crims broke into more than 250 sites globally, including a US Senate candidate’s campaign page Cyber baddies quietly compromised legitimate WordPress websites, including the campaign site of a US Senate candidate, turning them into launchpads for a global infostealer operation.…

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JetBrains launches AI agent IDE built on the corpse of abandoned Fleet

2026-03-10 16:38:30                theregister.com

Agentic 'Air' lets multiple AI agents run tasks concurrently, while loyal IntelliJ users wonder what's in it for them JetBrains has previewed Air, a tool for agentic AI development which it describes as a new wave of dev tooling.…

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Flying cabs, next-gen aircraft cleared for takeoff in 26 states

2026-03-10 16:19:24                theregister.com

FAA launches pilot projects starting this summer The skies over parts of the US could soon get busier, as the Federal Aviation Administration launches pilot projects spanning 26 states to test electric air taxis and other next-gen aircraft, with operations expected to begin by summer 2026.…

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Musk admits Starship V3 launch date has slipped as Super Heavy booster rolls into place

2026-03-10 15:22:42                theregister.com

Launch predictions continue to be optimistic as 2027 and Artemis III near SpaceX has rolled another Starship super heavy booster to the launch pad as the company's boss, Elon Musk, admits the first launch of Starship V3 had slipped.…

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Oracle moves to assure MySQL community it really does care

2026-03-10 14:43:36                theregister.com

Big Red waves new features including vector support, while skeptics await concrete timescales Oracle has proposed a more transparent approach to developing its open source database MySQL, including new features supporting vectors.…

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RSS dulls the pain of the modern web

2026-03-10 14:42:04                theregister.com

Feeds are alive, well, and can help deshittify things opinion  A couple of timely blog posts remind us that RSS is alive, well, and can help you resist enshittification of the Web.…

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Sorry, kids. Memory crunch threatens to kneecap Chromebook shipments

2026-03-10 14:23:11                theregister.com

Low-cost computers bashed by billion-dollar investment in AI infrastructure Chromebooks, the low-cost computing option popular with education buyers, will be squeezed hardest this year as memory prices spiral out of control.…